JD'S MAN STORIES

This site is great!
That’s not really a question… but thanks!

What should I do if I love your site?
Spread the word baby! Tell your friends, your parents, your grandparents. Call old college acquaintances and use my blog as an excuse to reconnect. Use it as an pretense to talk to that cute girl in the office that you’re always shy around. Get out there! Time’s a wastin’!

I love your site and want to show it to people. Can I post your stories on my own blog/site?!
The way it works is Man Shorts and Man Vids are up for grabs. Take them, and post them where ever you want, whenever you want, however you want. The only restriction is that you must make it clear that I am the author (not yourself) and you must provide a link back to this awesome website. But of course, you were going to do that anyway! Man Stories are exclusively meant for this site, and this site only. Stop trying to steal my traffic by putting my stuff on your site man and just link to me already! Jeez!

Will you link to my blog/website?
Maybe, if it’s relevant and cool. Send me the link, I’ll have my people call your people.

Can I be your friend?
Yes! Finally! I thought you’d never ask. Sign up in the side bar to the right, buddy!

Can I be your groupie?
Yes! Finally! I thought you’d never ask. Sign up in the side bar to the right, baby!

How much can you bench?
Nearly two hundey! Well, rounding up… Yeah well, what do you expect? I’m a lover not a fighter!

If I submit a Fan Story to you, do you own it?
Nope, I don’t. Anything you submit to this site remains exclusively your property and you can do whatever you want with it. However, if you do send me a story you’re granting me the permission and rights to use it in any way I want. Kind of like when you let someone into your house to use your toilet.

Can I donate money to you and your site?
Nope. Go figure!

Have you ever hunted the most dangerous game?
What like a hobo or something?

Yes.
I’m not on trial here.

Have you ever thought about getting these stories published?
Yes.

… and?
It remains a definite possibility in the future. For now, I’m just focused on writing.

How far can a dog run into the woods?
Half way. Any farther and he’d be running out of the woods. I’ve heard that one before… Nice try!

Will you sell me a story and/or write stories for me if I pay you?
While I’m always willing to sell myself, my stories are another matter. At the moment, I’m not interested in writing for hire. Everything I write I plan to own, at least for the indefinite future.

Why do you write these stories then?
Because I can. Do I need any other reason…? OK fine, because I secretly do want to publish these stories as a complete collection one day. Happy now Mr. Nosey?!

What is your day job?
Costumed vigilante. After my parents were gunned down in a back alley, it was the only way to make sense of this crazy, lawless world that we live in…

What the… why do all the stories take place in the 1980’s?!
It was quite the time to be alive man. You sure missed the party. Of course, I was also a toddler back then, so obviously the dates are meaningless. I could give a long winded explanation about the technical bloggy reasons why I put the stories in the 1980’s, suffice to say that the dates of the stories are not the real dates when they occurred.

Where do you live?
Toronto, Ontario. I’m not telling you which country though. I don’t want you to stalk me or anything.

How do I get in touch with you?
If you’ve already tried standing on your balcony and screaming my name into the night, then next try sending me an email: the.jd.spot@gmail.com. I will respond to at least one of these methods.

No really, like if I am in mortal danger and I need to summon you?
Fear not citizen. I will be near in your time of need.