While I was Away

During the Summer of 2007, I had the opportunity to backpack around Europe for 2 weeks. I talked about it often before I left. My girlfriend however, although great in many respects, was not the world's greatest listener. When I arrived home 2 weeks later, I had several emails from her, waiting in my inbox...

The Furry Fetish Checkmate

In 2010, my friend Denise confided in me that she was a furry—someone who believes deep down that they are part animal. For the next few weeks, she carried this ruse along with our friend Christine. However, a few weeks later, Christine broke down and told me that it was all a joke. After Christine told me the truth, I convinced her to keep the ruse going, and to help me with a joke of my own...

Others' Stuff

Dane Cook's First Time

It's not what happens so much as how he tells the story. Even if you hate the guy, you gotta admit, it's a pretty funny story.

Kevin Smith's Man Story

One of the funnier embarrassing sex stories I've heard in my time. And told with the grace and finesse that only Kevin Smith can muster. It seemed only appropriate that it should get a place of pride.

Her Side vs. His Side

An old story I found in my old files that succinctly explains the true difference between men and women.

Can’t You See He Loves You?

There's only one way to say that your sorry to your estranged wife... and this isn't it. But it's still damn funny.