The Hangover Incident

Getting drunk is stupid, but being hung over is worse… especially when you’re girlfriend makes you attend a family affair.

Man Camping

When you and three of your friends meet four topless girls at a campsite, it really sucks to be the one with a girlfriend back home…

The Best Revenge

They say that the best revenge is living well… I can do you one better.

Girl’s Night

There’s a reason guy’s don’t attend girl’s night… and this is the story of why.

The High School Party

Being drunk and recently rejected isn’t an excuse to hang around a high school party that you accidentally crashed… but it doesn’t hurt.

Don’t Meddle

A constantly fighting couple, a “just friends” date to a wedding, and a lot of miscommunication… what could go wrong?

The McDonald’s Playland™ Birthday

When you’re young and inexperienced all it takes to score is booze, a wise friend, and a romp in the McDonald’s Playland™ on your birthday with a girl who already has a boyfriend.

My First Time in a Vagina

It involves stairs…

Too Much Girl

Of course it’s hard for a guy to admit that his hot, nymphomaniac girlfriend may not have all her marbles, but consider yourself warned: Sometimes it’s better to abandon ship before you go down with it.

My First and Only Rave

Hanging out at a rave, sober, with the Make Out Bandit and my friend’s 18 year old sister… yeah, this was such a greeeeeeat idea.

The First Date Disaster

It begins as good as any first date can, yet ends as poorly as any can. In this case, I couldn’t escape the inevitable winds of destiny… so to speak.

The Rockstar Button

With great power comes great responsibility. Or, if you’re drunk, great irresponsibility. This is the story of how power and alcohol lost me the girl, but gave me one of the craziest nights of my life that I will always remember. Well… sort of remember…

The Night I Fought Crime and Saved a Girl

This is the story of unexpected chivalry, a bizarre bus ride, and a special New Year’s eve.

The Bad Kind of Sleepover

When you crash at a friend’s place after a good party, just be warned: No good can come from sleeping beside your buddy’s girlfriend. Especially when your buddy is also sleeping nearby.


Pissing is always a lot harder when you’re about to explode, drunk as hell, and clad in a skin tight Spiderman costume. Just remember to keep your eye on the prize, don’t get distracted, and if things go sideways, don’t panic. It’s better to keep your cool than to get pissed.

The Party with Penis, Pussy, and Puke

A summer party, a hot tub full of cute girls, an excessive amount of alcohol, and a lot of bad decisions. Ah, youth.

Sneaky, Naughty Sex

There’s just something about alcohol, boredom, and Truth or Dare that always seems to lead to trouble.

The Rival

Not all enemies are mortal men. This is the case of a dastardly pink nemesis known only as Mr. Big.

The Masturbation Gambit

It’s a last ditch effort, employed by guys only in the direst of circumstances: masturbating.

Sloppy Girl

When girls drink too much and invariably become sloppy and inappropriate, it usually falls to us guys to watch out for them. Of course, it helps if you actually know the girl you’re taking care of.

The Best Friend

The quickest way to destroy a man’s ego is to tell him how great he is, and explain how you can’t believe that he’s still single… and then flatly deny any sexual interest in him.

The Blond Goddess

Stuck at the airport, an uncharacteristically bold flirtation, and the hottest girl I’ve ever been with. Needless to say, this is the story of the worst sexual experience of my life.
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