Friends with Drawbacks
filed in Man Shorts on Sep.17, 2009
My friend Anna was once involved in a “friends with benefits” relationship with this random guy. As it went on, she found herself less and less interested in hanging out with him. But like all fuck-buddy situations, she kept going back to him for one reason: sex. After a while however, even that interest started to fade. On their final night together, they get together for a quick after dinner coital session. After about half an hour, Anna actually finds herself checking the time, bored and eager to leave and meet up with her friends for drinks, as she’d planned earlier. Realizing that she isn’t going to get off, she figures she’ll just hurry things along. They are going at it doggy style, and so Anna starts to talk sexy over her shoulder. “Yeah, I can’t wait for you to cum,” she tells him. Not technically a lie. She starts to moan and tell him again how close she is, and how much she wants him to cum. As his strokes become longer and more methodical, she prepares for it to be over. However, in an unexpected twist he suddenly pulls out of her, whips the condom off in one smooth motion, and proceeds to jizz all over her back. As he finishes he gives her ass a hearty slap as he exclaims, “Yeah baby!” Afterward, he collapses beside her, satisfied and exhausted, as she remains on all fours, back drenched with semen and in total shock. She looks over at him. He is sweaty and panting. He smiles and kisses her. “I want us to get more serious,” he says. “Uh huh?” she grunts, still in shock. He reaches beside his bed and tosses a towel across the room onto the floor. “The shower is down the hall,” he adds. “Go wash up.” Anna has since re-evaluated her choices in men.











September 20th, 2009 on 12:19 pm
Very familiar!
September 21st, 2009 on 9:41 pm
Seems she got what she deserved.
“Friends with benefits” or “NSA Sex” is code word for “I’m just a filthy slut that doesn’t want to admit it or practice safe sex”.
February 2nd, 2010 on 4:20 pm
Whoa now Wraith…just because you might not be getting any, doesn’t mean that “Friends with benefits” is a bad thing. It’s when you have multiple that you’re a slut.
February 9th, 2010 on 10:57 am
It would have been funnier if she decided to lie on him and rub the semen against his body. THAT would make my day