The Rival
filed in Man Stories on May.28, 1987
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She kisses me passionately, running her hands through my hair and tugging at it as she does. We kiss like there are points, a high score—forceful, sloppy, without regard for each other. We’re not kissing to show love, but lust.
She breaks our embrace just long enough to gasp, “I missed you.”
“Shut up,” I tell her.
She smiles and locks her face back to mine.
She pulls me towards the bedroom. Like animals fucking for their very survival, nothing else matters right now. I didn’t tell her about my trip. She didn’t tell me about her week. We didn’t smile or hold hands or make small talk. We didn’t even say hello.
I’m kicking off my shoes, clumsily struggling to push off my coat as she unbuttons my shirt. I throw one arm under her dress and around her bare waist.
She yelps. “Your hands are like ice!”
“Sorry,” I say.
“No it’s good,” she leans back into my arms.
When we reach her bedroom I push her down on to her bed and toss my shirt into the corner of her room. She laughs. So do I. She smiles mischievously. So do I.
The room is filled with sexual energy. We’re both grunting, hearts racing, eyes wide. As each piece of clothing comes undone we come closer to the fruit of both our desires. In our minds, we’re already fucking, imagining having each other naked and joined. Thrusting and pumping and screaming together.
It’s almost palpable.
I feel as if nothing can distract me from Lauren. Nothing can distract us from our sexual desires, from this conquest of my girlfriend.
But as I lean down to resume our kiss war, something catches my eye.
She kisses me roughly, and for a second I kiss back, until what I saw fully registers in my head. It was a dick… not a big deal right? But wait! It wasn’t my dick!
I pause for a moment and pull myself up to look again.
Lauren tries to pull me back but I speak before she gets a chance.
“What the hell is that?” I ask.
“What?” she giggles, expecting it to be part of some sexual game. But it’s not.
“That…” I motion towards the most unusual sight of a bedside dick. A strange, unnatural, alien-looking penis, standing erect in her bedroom. I motion at a hot pink vibrator sitting on her headboard. “Whose dick is that?”
“Ohhh,” she coos. “That’s my new toy.”
“A dildo?”
“Vibrator,” she corrects. “Mr. Big.”
I give her a confused look.
“A Super Flexi Rabbit. For when you’re not here. Something to keep me satisfied until I can lay my hands on you again.”
“I’m flattered,” I say sarcastically.
She laughs and pulls me towards her. Our lips meet again and we readily proceed to make out right where we left off… or at least, she does. I try to kiss her, to feel passionate, to be eagerly in the mood for sex, but there’s a strange feeling in the room.
I have the sneaking suspicion that I’m being watched…
After our love making session, Lauren is asleep next to me and I’m wide awake. Normally I fall asleep before her, but not tonight. Tonight I instead lay there, staring up at the ceiling. I’m pretending that I’m not, but I’m still staring at the pink penis out of the corner of my eye.
I sit up in bed and examine it.
It’s hot pink and clearly rubber. It’s shiny, with transparent sections which show off its grizzly mechanical innards. Protruding from its mid section is a deformed limb, aimed and shaped perfectly to reach a girl’s clitoris. Those are called the bunny ears.
I hold it up. It just stands erect. The thought of it never going limp is kind of a blow to my ego for some strange reason.
Mr. Big was designed to fuck her. It was engineered, to pleasure her. It has adjustable vibration speeds. Its length and size are scientifically designed. It’s angled to reach her g-spot. It even has an extra limb to stimulate her clitoris while it fucks her. And it’s operated by someone who knows exactly how to pleasure her… namely, her.
Suddenly my all natural dick seems insufficient.
“I don’t like you very much,” I tell it.
This is where it all begins.
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The Rival was runner up in the LoveHoney’s 2009 Erotic Story Competition. You can read about it here or download the LoveHoney e-book copy here. |











August 12th, 2009 on 3:43 pm
Excellent story! Hahaha, im laughing so hard at the last part :D
August 13th, 2009 on 2:18 am
lulz i win
August 13th, 2009 on 6:38 am
"It's time for drastic measures.
It's time to steal my girlfriend's penis."
Hands down, the greatest thing ever written.
August 13th, 2009 on 6:46 am
Astounding! Just like Telltale Heart…
But with a vibrator…
August 13th, 2009 on 10:26 am
hmm too bad your dick is so small, maybe you wouldn't have to compete with a toy then, eh?
August 13th, 2009 on 2:10 pm
Ok. Wait a second. If the vibrator is bigger than your dick. How did she easily slide it into your ass? If my girl tried to put even a pinky up my ass, she would be hard-pressed to do so. There is no way a "Big Guy" or whatever you called it should easily make it up anyone's ass. I gotta call shenanigans. I can see the first part of the story being true, but I think the climax was fake.
August 13th, 2009 on 8:28 pm
Yeah, I'm doubting the veracity of several of these stories. They're entertaining, though.
August 14th, 2009 on 7:21 pm
I find most of your stories truly entertaining, also this one, even though my belief that's a lot of it is made up gets stronger… Expecting to get away with a giant rubber cock stuck down ones pants I must say is either really stupid, or… yeah, just stupid. Fucking hilarious to read anyways. Fact or fiction, keep going with your awesome stories!
August 14th, 2009 on 7:55 pm
Fake or not, the real question is: did you get off?
August 15th, 2009 on 9:25 pm
omg. this guy is a genious. props bro.
August 20th, 2009 on 4:09 am
You sir, are absolutely fantastic at telling stories. This is simply amazing.
August 20th, 2009 on 8:42 pm
sexual terrorism lol genius
August 31st, 2009 on 6:31 am
in the future, runn a small copper wire from one end of the battery to the other
August 31st, 2009 on 6:33 am
I thought you were going to put it in your butt
September 22nd, 2009 on 2:02 pm
wow i thought i was gonna die of laughing
LOL :_D
October 8th, 2009 on 7:00 pm
lol.hahaha..last part was weird..HUHUHU..0.0
October 22nd, 2009 on 10:48 pm
That was such a hot story
November 24th, 2009 on 12:08 am
this was a story of an epic struggle, sad that you lost man
December 1st, 2009 on 9:29 am
Awesome story!!!
December 18th, 2009 on 2:39 am
I don’t know where she lived, but she I guess she had to have a window in her bedroom right? The smart move that could have saved you from that ass raping session was to throw “big” in some building roof, or alley, or, fuck, just flinging that thing to hell would’ve worked!
December 25th, 2009 on 8:23 pm
sounds like your girlfriend is not your type of girl
September 2nd, 2010 on 12:46 am
i was halfway to finish,and i just knew it was going to fail badly