I have been dating this girl on and off for the past four years, and yes, I know, it's the lamest thing ever and yes, I get chirped all the time for it. But this girl is a tomcat in the sack! A petite blonde with medium-large tits that loves to get down and dirty. Anyway, we randomly decide to hookup last weekend, and me being my drunken self asks her to fulfill one of my long-time fantasies: I ask if I can give her a facial. To my surprise, she says yes and proceeds to service me to the point of no return. When the time comes, instead of closing her eyes and sticking her tongue out like a porn star, she proceeds to grab my member and paint her face with my ejaculating cock, like a bingo dabber or something. I guess no one ever told her how facials work. It’s pretty confusing though, and a turn off. Nonetheless, I still manage to dump a huge load on her face. Afterwards, I guess it was more than she was expecting because she gets to her feet with a disgusted look on her face and says sternly, "Get. Me. A towel." Eager to oblige, actually, perhaps a bit too eager, I accidentally throw her her own tanktop by mistake. She doesn't realize until she’s wiped it all off. Needless to say that was the last time I got to give her a facial.