And now for a sociological experiment. So this past weekend a bunch of my twenty-something friends decided to hold an old school sports day in a field at a local school. This meant freezies, duck-duck-goose, shoe kicks, and many other fun, embarrassingly child-oriented games. Nonetheless it was smashing fun, especially the part where we broke up in to teams and had to come up with our own team name, logo, slogans, and cheers. This lead to the creation of Team Lohan.

We drew green lips on our arms and necks, created a team chant (”Green means go, never say no, sleep with guys that you don’t know!”) and aggressive competitive slogans featured above. It was loads of fun (and not just because Team Lohan won), but it got me to thinking. More specifically, it got me to wondering whether I could dare you guys.

I’m curious if I could convince any of you to go out to the bars with green lips drawn on your arms, cheeks, or necks. I’m curious if I could convince any of you to tell people you’re part of Team Lohan. And I’m very curious if I could convince you guys to repeat the chants and slogans at the bar.

So I dare you. I double dare you. I TRIPLE dare you! This weekend, draw a set of green lips on your arm (or your neck if you’re feeling daring), when you cheers your drinks shout “TO LINDSAY!”, whenever you win a chug, exclaim happily that “No one beats a Lohan but their father”, and if anyone asks about the green lips hurrah the team chant with glee.

Now if you indeed do partake in our little experiment here, don’t be shy about sending in a pic or two to the.jd.spot@gmail.com. I’m sure everyone would love to see Team Lohan out and about :) That is all. Now go get drunk! GO TEAM LOHAN!!!

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