Monday Mission
filed in See the Comments on Jul.12, 2010
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Hey dudes and dudettes… so hopefully you all had a rockin’ weekend. Three new parts of The Rockstar Button were released on Saturday and more are coming next weekend. In the mean time however, I wanted to try something a little different. As part of my return I wanted to try and make things a little more interactive around here and so, in that vein, I have a question for you.
I was recently at Disneyland with a friend and we were trying to figure out how often people who work there encounter crazy going ons. It came about because my friend told me a story about a previous time when she was at Disneyland and saw a woman, who was very likely a crackhead, getting thrown out of the park for doing drugs in the bathroom. This got us to talking, and we started to wonder how often employees catch other people fooling around in the park. Not just with drugs, but with sex too.
I’m willing to bet it must happen almost every single day at major theme parks. If you think of how many people go through those places… we must be talking about dozens of hand jobs and unruly drunks per day, if not more and worse. However, I’m sure that some of you out there MUST have worked in amusement parks or carnivals in your day… so I’m curious here for some first hand knowledge. How often do you encounter crazy shit when you work in those kinds of jobs? How often do you catch people for being intoxicated or trying to have sneaky sexy times? And what’s the absolute most extreme case you’ve ever seen or heard of? Curious parties want to know, so leave us some comments below :)
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July 12th, 2010 on 7:06 pm
I’m assuming it’s ALL THE TIME. Disney gives cops tours of their security all the time. There is NO PLACE in the park that you are NOT being watched on camera… including the bathrooms. They’ll catch you.
I used to manage movie theaters and we’d constantly catch people having sex. They used to sit right under the projectionist’s window and go down on each other, etc. It was this weird notch-space they thought they had privacy–but we’d catch them every time. The weird thing is, there was the exact same spot on the other side, without a window… no one ever sat there.
July 13th, 2010 on 8:52 pm
One summer I was working in zoo. One morning I was going to feed snakes when I saw a guy in front of the goat fence. Believe it or not he wasn’t just watching them – he was straight on jacking off! I shouted at him and he kind of startled and managed to escape before I could call the guards. Talk about perverts.
July 13th, 2010 on 11:26 pm
Well, I’ve never caught anyone, but I’ve been one of the people involved in the act…
When we were visit a zoo, my then-boyfriend fingered me when we were standing in front of the gorilla exhibit.
and @Chris…I’ve been one of those people having sex in the movie theater. The projectionist definitely saw us, but didn’t care. They left a note on the door of the theater for us to see when we left that said “Hope the movie experience was ‘pleasurable’ for you, from Projections”
July 14th, 2010 on 5:01 am
i know you are looking for sex stories and other of the like but my visit to the epcott center was just too ridiculous although it is pg. so it starts out with me, my dad, and my brother walking around this giant park in 95 degree humid as fuck weather touring all the different countries. we get to china and my dad gets a call, leaving my brother and me to our own devices. we’re talking by the main house and we spot this redneck, trailer trash family walk through the entrance way and the only reason we noticed them is because the father is practically shouting to his wife ” Look honey, no we’re in China. Ching-ching-chong-ching-ching-chong” my brother and i immediately start laughing at the ridiculousness of this man bellowing this with all the chinese workers standing around. and if that weren’t bad his children walk up to a worker near us and say “ching-chong ching-chong. Hi ching-chong” the most ridiculous thing ive ever seen in a theme park
July 14th, 2010 on 11:55 pm
I am a Lifeguard at Raging Waters in San Dimas, and we catch people doing the nasty ALL THE TIME. It’s kind of ridiculous. We even have a policy on how to deal with it. WE use the phrase “Raging waters is for TAKING kids not MAKING kids”
And it’s NEVER two even moderately attractive people, it’s always whale season xP
July 15th, 2010 on 5:31 pm
Whoa Rowan, San Dimas? My friend Rufus told me it’s great out there, the air is clean, the water’s clean, even the dirt, is clean. Bowling averages are way up, mini-golf scores are way down. And they have more excellent water slides than any other planet we communicate with.
July 17th, 2010 on 2:41 am
WTF Amanuel? Not cool.
July 17th, 2010 on 11:12 pm
San Dimas IS a great place :)
July 20th, 2010 on 5:35 am
Vaguely related – I got a blowjob on a Greyhound bus once. Not even in the bathroom, but I don’t think anyone saw. Good times!
July 23rd, 2010 on 2:11 am
took the redeye and finger’d the strange girl in the seat next to me for about 1/2 the trip (blanket over us) – got the most dirty looks from the stews when we were landing.
The slut actually would call me ever couple of months after that…….