One night we were all trading bad break up stories and my friend Darren gave us this little nugget. He had been dating this girl for a few months now, and although the sex was great the relationship was floundering. Darren had his suspicions that things would end soon, however, he never could have anticipated how. On the night of the break-up, after mediocre dinner conversation the night divulged into an affair of hot steamy sex. After a marathon of different positions, they end up doggy-style as Darren fucks her to orgasm. And as she kneels there, on all fours, screaming out in ecstasy as she cums, she shouts out: “We’re overrrrrrrrrrr!” As Darren collapses down on top of her, and the blood rushes back from his penis to his head, he realizes what she said and asks her what she meant. Still panting, she sighs and says that she wants to see other people, that it’s not him, it’s her, and that it just isn’t working out for her. He hadn’t even pulled his dick out of her yet and he had been dumped.

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