End with a Bang
filed in Man Shorts on Feb.25, 2010
One night we were all trading bad break up stories and my friend Darren gave us this little nugget. He had been dating this girl for a few months now, and although the sex was great the relationship was floundering. Darren had his suspicions that things would end soon, however, he never could have anticipated how. On the night of the break-up, after mediocre dinner conversation the night divulged into an affair of hot steamy sex. After a marathon of different positions, they end up doggy-style as Darren fucks her to orgasm. And as she kneels there, on all fours, screaming out in ecstasy as she cums, she shouts out: “We’re overrrrrrrrrrr!” As Darren collapses down on top of her, and the blood rushes back from his penis to his head, he realizes what she said and asks her what she meant. Still panting, she sighs and says that she wants to see other people, that it’s not him, it’s her, and that it just isn’t working out for her. He hadn’t even pulled his dick out of her yet and he had been dumped.











February 27th, 2010 on 11:29 pm
lol thats awesome
February 28th, 2010 on 4:09 am
so fake, lol. either that or the girl’s mental.
March 1st, 2010 on 10:42 pm
I’d say that’s the best way to dump someone. Not over dinner, but over sex. Besides after orgasm the man usually wants nothing to do with the woman anyway.
March 10th, 2010 on 1:29 am
Nice. You usually don’t get one last bang when you break up.
April 4th, 2010 on 1:13 am
That happened on Sex and the City, except the man dumped the woman. Her line: “You’re breaking up with me while you’re still inside me?”
April 23rd, 2010 on 6:33 am
That happened on Sex and the City, except the man dumped the woman. Her line: “You’re breaking up with me while you’re still inside me?”
April 28th, 2010 on 9:41 am
so fake, lol. either that or the girl’s mental.
May 21st, 2010 on 11:41 pm
so fake, lol. either that or the girl’s mental.
June 8th, 2010 on 7:09 am
Actually. It happens more often. A friend of mine broke up with his GF (only one month) after the sex while he was still in her. Out of the blue he said: “I don’t love you anymore. I’m sorry”
August 27th, 2010 on 7:36 pm
that’s pretty nice and fucked up of her….but more nice. if he’s smart, they’d still be fuck buddies.