My buddy Jack started dating this broad while I was up at school this year. He messaged me, “Dude my new chick is a smokeshow, can’t wait ’til you get home to see her.” Me being the curious cat that I am, I Facebook search this young filly… can’t find her though. So I Google her hoping for a long-shot. No go. So I ask another buddy of mine back home for the info on this girl, and he sends me a pic of her. Yeah, she’s a smokeshow all right… the picture is of a topless gorgeous blonde being tea-bagged by all the members of a local band back home—5 guys! Turns out she’s got quite the history, as this pic is only one of many that he sends. Laughing my ass off, I send Jack a message telling him I can’t wait to meet his new chick.

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