JD's Man Stories http://jdsmanstories.net let's fight some ballerinas! Sun, 05 Sep 2010 11:56:04 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 Another Lazy Sunday http://jdsmanstories.net/?p=1862 http://jdsmanstories.net/?p=1862#comments Sun, 05 Sep 2010 11:56:04 +0000 JD http://jdsmanstories.net/?p=1862 Michael Cera and his friend Clark Duke deal with stolen scripts and broken hearts in the land of LA. If you like this episode check out the rest of the series.

]]> http://jdsmanstories.net/?feed=rss2&p=1862 0 The Good, Bad, and Drunk http://jdsmanstories.net/?p=1995 http://jdsmanstories.net/?p=1995#comments Fri, 03 Sep 2010 16:25:05 +0000 JD http://jdsmanstories.net/?p=1995 Bonjour peeps. So first off, thanks to everyone who’s taken the time to vote on The Book Announcement Page. For those of you who haven’t yet, take a minute to head over there now and vote. As you may or may not have known, this second run of Man Stories, which should go until about December or January, may represent the last. There are a variety of reasons why, such as time and energy, but the most practical, inescapable reason why I cannot write Man Stories indefinitely is the simple fact that I will eventually run out of stories to write about. This means that if a book happens, the new stories in the book may be the absolute last Man Stories.

Second however, is that I realized that I’d kind of like to not just see votes but your comments too. I mean, what do you think of this whole book idea? Is it a good idea? A great idea? Possibly even a *gasp* mediocre idea?! I want to hear your comments, rants, and raves, whether they be good, bad, or drunk. Tell me what you really think so I can get some honest feedback. So go ahead and man up (or woman up as the case may be) and leave me a comment below. And speaking of raves, that brings us to the third point for the day.

Part 3 and Part 4 of My First and Only Rave are now live. Read, laugh, and enjoy my friends. Until we meet again.

]]> http://jdsmanstories.net/?feed=rss2&p=1995 0 Internet Themed Romance http://jdsmanstories.net/?p=1975 http://jdsmanstories.net/?p=1975#comments Tue, 31 Aug 2010 02:33:01 +0000 JD http://jdsmanstories.net/?p=1975 Someone emailed me this site called Plenty of Fish Tales. It’s sort of like a dating-themed FML site with a few gems in there. I had a read through and a couple stories jumped out and made me laugh. I thought I’d share them with you guys. Remember guys, if you come across something funny and hilarious, feel free to send it my way :) Enjoy!

No Second Date For You

I went on a blind date from eHarmony. The girl was a little chubby and at some point during dinner she proclaimed “I can’t wait until I get married so I can let myself go.”

Yeah, no second date for her.

What A Clown

I set up a date with this guy from Lavalife. He thought it would be a good idea if he showed up dressed as a clown for our date. He thought wrong!

For 30 painful minutes he tried to amuse me with juggling, honking a horn, and making balloon animals. I was not amused.

What a buffoon.

Flowers For A Lady – Some Lady

I went out on a first date with the extremely hot girl, I’m talking model hot. She said she liked me because I was down to earth and had a good sense of humor. Her story went that she was tired of dating jocks that didn’t treat her right.

Ten minutes into our date some muscle bound guy walks up to our table and starts flirting with her like I’m not even sitting there. After about 5 minutes of this she politely suggests that this isn’t the right time or place.

About 15 minutes go by and then all of a sudden the guy comes back and drops off flowers… how rude! When he leaves she reads the attached note and pointed out that it included his name and number.

At the end of the date she she has the audacity to say “it was great meeting you but I guess I just can’t change.” She folded the note, stuck it in her purse, and left.

I Think I Blind Dated Steve Dahl

I met this lady on Plenty Of Fish who started the initial conversation saying men dont wanna date; I said I will, which she tap danced around. During the subsequent conversations she kinda came across as an angry person, or, was it a comedian? I eventually talked her into a date. She wanted to meet for a bike ride as she was very into biking and meeting for a drink was not possible as she only drank water. She called many times but I often couldn’t hear the phone and would miss her. She wouldnt give me her number for “security” reasons. Eventually she showed up in a polyester Hawaiian shirt and grey crew-cut and was about 80 pounds over weight (some athlete). I swear she looked like Steve Dahl. She was a professional walker and spent the entire time teaching me how to walk (we never did bike ride). I was lucky, a pal called and invited me to dinner so I ran like the police were chasing me.

Coppus Interuptus

I decided to propose to my girlfriend using the old cornball diamond ring in a glass of champagne trick. Apparently there was an off-duty police officer sitting at the table next to us in the restaurant.

When my girlfriend was distracted I discretely slipped the ring into her glass. The cop assumed it was a date rape drug.

As I was about to get down on one knee he tackled me from behind and wrestled me to the ground. I ended up bruised, bloodied, and beaten before things got straightened out.

So much for romance.

P.S. She still said yes

]]> http://jdsmanstories.net/?feed=rss2&p=1975 0 Belated but Not Forgotten http://jdsmanstories.net/?p=1960 http://jdsmanstories.net/?p=1960#comments Sun, 29 Aug 2010 12:25:37 +0000 JD http://jdsmanstories.net/?p=1960 So as many of you have seen, there was a Big Announcement made yesterday in lieu of a story being released. I highly recommend you check it out, see what you think, and vote honestly to give me some feedback as to what you think! And especially if you like the announcement, help me spread the word! After all, how many hours of nirvana have you gotten from me for free? Time to chip in my friends.

Now, if you’ve gone ahead and checked out the announcement, re-posted the trailer and told all your friends about it, then you may safely proceed to the new story called My First and Only Rave. Part 1 and Part 2 are now live. Enjoy!

]]> http://jdsmanstories.net/?feed=rss2&p=1960 0 The Big Announcement for the Year http://jdsmanstories.net/?p=1940 http://jdsmanstories.net/?p=1940#comments Sat, 28 Aug 2010 05:35:53 +0000 JD http://jdsmanstories.net/?p=1940

GO TO THE FULL PAGE
TO FIND OUT MORE
OR TO VOTE!!!

]]> http://jdsmanstories.net/?feed=rss2&p=1940 0 I don’t think it’s going to be a problem much longer… http://jdsmanstories.net/?p=1875 http://jdsmanstories.net/?p=1875#comments Thu, 26 Aug 2010 22:03:09 +0000 JD http://jdsmanstories.net/?p=1875 Hey guys. So a quick announcement for you regarding upcoming stories. A new Man Story will start this Saturday, however, also expect to see some new Fan Stories posted here in the coming weeks. I’ve actually had a lot of people submit Fan Stories in the past few months but I just haven’t had time to go through them. I do want to start getting some of them up however, so if you’ve submitted an embarrassing and hilarious moment and thought I just brushed you off, hang in there, chances are you will see your story up soon.

In other news, I feel bad for this guy but he had it coming to him…

See more at CollegeHumor

]]> http://jdsmanstories.net/?feed=rss2&p=1875 0 The Manliest Salad http://jdsmanstories.net/?p=1865 http://jdsmanstories.net/?p=1865#comments Tue, 24 Aug 2010 07:41:33 +0000 JD http://jdsmanstories.net/?p=1865 Clearly this guy is just about as manly as you can get. It’s really her own fault for asking him to make a salad. I mean, what did she expect? Needless to say, the look on her face at the end says it all.

]]> http://jdsmanstories.net/?feed=rss2&p=1865 2 Sunday Funnies http://jdsmanstories.net/?p=1857 http://jdsmanstories.net/?p=1857#comments Sun, 22 Aug 2010 07:49:45 +0000 JD http://jdsmanstories.net/?p=1857 And now a word from one of the most classic, inspirational comics of his time on the topic of, you guessed it, guys and gals. I definitely recommend all those who have not already checked out Jerry’s stand up DVD I’m Telling You For The Last Time go do so!

]]> http://jdsmanstories.net/?feed=rss2&p=1857 0 The Climax You’re Craving http://jdsmanstories.net/?p=1850 http://jdsmanstories.net/?p=1850#comments Fri, 20 Aug 2010 15:02:31 +0000 JD http://jdsmanstories.net/?p=1850
Well it’s Friday, which means tomorrow the conclusion to The First Date Disaster officially comes out. However, once again, I will not be around tomorrow, which is good news for you guys because it means I need to update things today. Thus, Part 7 and Part 8 of The First Date Disaster are now live. Hope you guys enjoy it.

Next week will see the dawn of a new story called My First and Only Rave. Look forward to it :)

]]> http://jdsmanstories.net/?feed=rss2&p=1850 0 And now for a brief update… http://jdsmanstories.net/?p=1843 http://jdsmanstories.net/?p=1843#comments Thu, 19 Aug 2010 16:47:07 +0000 JD http://jdsmanstories.net/?p=1843 Two quick updates for you guys. First comes from my friend Shay over at The S Spot. She has posted a new installment of her sexy story, Diary of a Futa. If you checked it out before and liked it, why not head back over to see what happens next?

In other news, as you can see directly below this post, a new Man Short is now up called Birthday Bash. Hope you enjoy and tune back in Saturday for the thrilling–albeit disturbing–conclusion of The First Date Disaster.

That’s all for now!

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