JD'S MAN STORIES

One generation’s innocence is another’s innuendo…

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Summers trips and adventures Kum & Go. The Arrogant Bastard that I am however, can’t help but snap a few photos along the way. Whether I’m Eating Out with Purves and Gaymers or just exploring my hometown of Toronto with my trusty BJ Map, excitement and irony never seem to be far away. Here is a glimpse at the funny things I’ve encountered over the past few months. Also, Dog Statue.

“You are not worthy”

Toronto maps were much more useful in the 60’s.

No explanation required.

I think I’ll eat in… Wait, is that any better?!

I don’t think these guys are playing the same games I’m thinking about.

Still losing business to the Kum & Cuddle.

Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t really think that a conversation that starts with an off color remark about the size of my genitalia and ends with my ass being open-palm spanked really counts as a “free insurance quote”…

Urinals… I hope…

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Well, here’s what you’ve been waiting for, the last three installments of The Rockstar Button. To view them, you can click here: Part 9, Part 10, and Part 11. Read, enjoy, and learn.

Next week is a bit up in the air as to what will be coming out. I’m debating between two or three things at the moment, but rest assured you will want to tune back in next Saturday. In the mean time, in the spirit of terrible times at dance clubs, you can also check out a new music video from CollegeHumor. Until we meet again!

Dance Clubs are the Worst

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And now for a sociological experiment. So this past weekend a bunch of my twenty-something friends decided to hold an old school sports day in a field at a local school. This meant freezies, duck-duck-goose, shoe kicks, and many other fun, embarrassingly child-oriented games. Nonetheless it was smashing fun, especially the part where we broke up in to teams and had to come up with our own team name, logo, slogans, and cheers. This lead to the creation of Team Lohan.

We drew green lips on our arms and necks, created a team chant (”Green means go, never say no, sleep with guys that you don’t know!”) and aggressive competitive slogans featured above. It was loads of fun (and not just because Team Lohan won), but it got me to thinking. More specifically, it got me to wondering whether I could dare you guys.

I’m curious if I could convince any of you to go out to the bars with green lips drawn on your arms, cheeks, or necks. I’m curious if I could convince any of you to tell people you’re part of Team Lohan. And I’m very curious if I could convince you guys to repeat the chants and slogans at the bar.

So I dare you. I double dare you. I TRIPLE dare you! This weekend, draw a set of green lips on your arm (or your neck if you’re feeling daring), when you cheers your drinks shout “TO LINDSAY!”, whenever you win a chug, exclaim happily that “No one beats a Lohan but their father”, and if anyone asks about the green lips hurrah the team chant with glee.

Now if you indeed do partake in our little experiment here, don’t be shy about sending in a pic or two to the.jd.spot@gmail.com. I’m sure everyone would love to see Team Lohan out and about :) That is all. Now go get drunk! GO TEAM LOHAN!!!

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You know, maybe they should sell these happy meals to drunks coming home from the bar. Just a thought…

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Bonjour all! First off, I was trying to find a random picture of drunk club dancing to throw up for this post since this post is about the new installments of the Rockstar Button. However, when I google image searched “crazy club dancing” you would not BELIEVE what turned up. Actually, maybe you would. But, the point is that this picture of a half-nipple slip was actually the tamest picture I saw. I’ll leave the dirtiest to your imagination. Or actually, scratch that, go to google image search, turn off all content filtering, type in “crazy club dancing” and scroll through the porn for yourself ;)

On to business! Part 6, Part 7, and Part 8 of the Rockstar Button are now available for your reading pleasure. Read, enjoy, and savour for now. One more week until the thrilling conclusion!

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So first off thanks to those who left comments on the Monday Mission, they were all pretty enlightening (and a little hilarious too). If you haven’t had a chance to check the comments out, I suggest you do so now. I like hearing little crazy stories from you guys so I’ll try and come up with some more interesting missions in future :) But for the time being, how about I leave you with something a little different…

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Hey dudes and dudettes… so hopefully you all had a rockin’ weekend. Three new parts of The Rockstar Button were released on Saturday and more are coming next weekend. In the mean time however, I wanted to try something a little different. As part of my return I wanted to try and make things a little more interactive around here and so, in that vein, I have a question for you.

I was recently at Disneyland with a friend and we were trying to figure out how often people who work there encounter crazy going ons. It came about because my friend told me a story about a previous time when she was at Disneyland and saw a woman, who was very likely a crackhead, getting thrown out of the park for doing drugs in the bathroom. This got us to talking, and we started to wonder how often employees catch other people fooling around in the park. Not just with drugs, but with sex too.

I’m willing to bet it must happen almost every single day at major theme parks. If you think of how many people go through those places… we must be talking about dozens of hand jobs and unruly drunks per day, if not more and worse. However, I’m sure that some of you out there MUST have worked in amusement parks or carnivals in your day… so I’m curious here for some first hand knowledge. How often do you encounter crazy shit when you work in those kinds of jobs? How often do you catch people for being intoxicated or trying to have sneaky sexy times? And what’s the absolute most extreme case you’ve ever seen or heard of? Curious parties want to know, so leave us some comments below :)

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Good morning people. It’s Saturday again which can mean only one of two things: a hangover or new story installments. Actually come to think of it, they’re not mutually exclusive. Well, regardless of your mental state, the next 3 installments of The Rockstar Button are now online. Click here to read them: Part 3, Part 4, and Part 5.

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You know how when people say they got to first or second base on a date, they’re not really talking about baseball? Well why the heck do we talk like that? Why don’t we just say “We made out” or “I fondled her”? Turns out there’s um… quite, the history there… at least according to CollegeHumor. So if you’re curious, check it out below.

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